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I may have fixed what I broke! I don’t know, though? 😁🤞Now, I remember why I only archive and restructure once a decade. I just about gave myself a heart attack. 😏
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I was doing well but… Mombie struck!
Mombie is a term used to describe a mother who hasn’t slept enough. She is barely functional, pissed off, and running on auto pilot. She often emerges from slumber when the reigns of chaos and disorganization threaten to overtake her life. She likes to simplify the process of cleaning. The most infamous line Mombie’s screech…
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Fine, whatever… I’m moving back to Oregon. I swear though… my kids won’t go to a school with “abandon all hope ye who enter here” above the threshold. I remember why I read that book in high school. I asked where that damned quote came from. 😏
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Update 3-1-26
After college I kept creating. It’s pretty cool to see everything that I’ve worked on. The issue is… I didn’t organize anything. In college I had a system and everything stayed well organized. After graduation, I began throwing every into the drives themselves, no folders, no titles, just thousands of files. My handwritten notes and…
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💩Is it normal?
for some guy with a clipboard to show up at your door asking to see your electric bill? Looked like a printed nametag in a plastic sleeve. No vehicle in sight? Was on foot? WTH? 😒🤷♀️ Also, I was pretty rude. Not really sure what else they’d expect?
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Oh… paperwork season has arrived.
As adults, every year the government celebrates our birthdays! We’re showered in gifts consisting of piles of annual bills and paperwork that are due. 🎂😒💩😁
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My most ambitious DIY project ended in loss.
A few years ago, my ex-husband and I bought an old home that needed fixed from the ground up. After purchasing it, we realized that there was another home in the back. An old friend of ours was in and out of jail, battling chronic homelessness and a substance use disorder. He was a terrific…
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I showed my son how to make a cartoon robot talk.
I’m testing the video uploads on my site.
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When I was young,
I was diagnosed with A.D.D. Now that I’m an adult who’s no longer overweight… I think it’s always been A.D.H.D. but I was too fat to get around. “Oh cool,” I say to nobody as I hang off the doorframe with six fingertips.
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Perfectly Human 